me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

New York City - Snowstorm

swerewolves:

ah finally the article for me

swerewolves:

ah finally the article for me

jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

inluvwithphan:

I think we all are

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch. In good company, I’d probably stay there all day & night… ;)

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch. In good company, I’d probably stay there all day & night… ;)